SYWBAS is on a quest to find the best strippers in South Africa, all conveniently in time to exploit the 2010 world cup fever.
We will present the world with South Africa’s top finalists by the time the hordes descend on our shores.
One of Amsterdam’s more famous on-line individuals is the Simon Cowell of our show,
and of course our international audience who will be entertained by our contestants blogs and they get to vote!

Do you have what it takes to become the best stripper in SA and later the world?

OK, how does this work? If you want to be featured on this site, send me an email: cilla@soyouwannabeastripper.com. I’ll put your photo and your vital statistics on the blog. If you get enough votes from the visitors, you get your very own weblog, and a gallery in the members area, for free! I’ll need the following from you: a good photograph (not nude), and the following: Height,  Hair colour, Eye colour, Bust size, Hip size, Waist size, Shoe size, and your specialities and hobbies. (All measurements in centimeters, please)

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