SYWBAS is on a quest to find the best strippers in South Africa, all conveniently in time to exploit the 2010 world cup fever.
We will present the world with South Africa’s top finalists by the time the hordes descend on our shores.
One of Amsterdam’s more famous on-line individuals is the Simon Cowell of our show,
and of course our international audience who will be entertained by our contestants blogs and they get to vote!

Do you have what it takes to become the best stripper in SA and later the world?

OK, how does this work? If you want to be featured on this site, send me an email: cilla@soyouwannabeastripper.com. I’ll put your photo and your vital statistics on the blog. If you get enough votes from the visitors, you get your very own weblog, and a gallery in the members area, for free! I’ll need the following from you: a good photograph (not nude), and the following: Height,  Hair colour, Eye colour, Bust size, Hip size, Waist size, Shoe size, and your specialities and hobbies. (All measurements in centimeters, please)

Tags: 2010 world cup, south africa, strip, stripper

After her recent attack on former husband Nelson Mandela and Archbishop Emeritus Desmond Tutu, whom she described as a betrayer of the African people and as a “cretin” respectively, Winnie Madikizela-Mandela has gone on to accuse a long list of historical pacifist figures as “a bunch of namby-pamby girly-boys” and “limp-wristed wusses”.

After her recent attack on former husband Nelson Mandela and Archbishop Emeritus Desmond Tutu, whom she described as a betrayer of the African people and as a “cretin” respectively, Winnie Madikizela-Mandela has gone on to accuse a long list of historical pacifist figures as “a bunch of namby-pamby girly-boys” and “limp-wristed wusses”.

President Jacob Zuma has accused Buckingham Palace guards of mocking his grotesquely distended skull by wearing long furry helmets whenever they accompanied him in public. Meanwhile doctors agree that the President's skull is still lengthening, largely as a result of him wedging his head up Julius Malema's bottom.

And as we can all see, he doesn’t bow down to imperialism by adopting their customs.
He remains true to his own customs, traditions  and values.

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As Chevrolet become the latest manufacturer, after Toyota, Honda, Ford and Nissan, to recall vehicles in 2010, a spokesperson for the Afrikaans Taal en Kultuur Vereniging, said his organisation's stand-point that the ox-wagon was phased out prematurely had been proved correct.

Top Billing is set to declare Chile "this season's Haiti" on tonight's show, with socialite Khanyi Mbau embarking on a mercy mission to Santiago to deliver moist towelettes to Chileans who have lost everything. Meanwhile Jeannie D will show viewers how to get that 'Chile chic' earthquake-devastated look in their own home.